do u rly beweve in alienz?
Okay, don't believe me. But I know a herd of chupacabras when I see it.
i dunno if iz believez ur stori...
MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.
Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.
he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.
I SWEARS I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE KITTEH IS...
hab u considerd no kittehs?
IT WAS A POP-UP, I SWEAR!
ur in trubl nao mister! tiem out 4 u!
so, in exchange for eating dry kibble all week, i get hotdogs on sundog? yeah, rite, that's what you promised me last week!
ai hab udder wayz ob getting whut ai wants!
ai an skeptikull ob many fings...
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