Okay, don't believe me. But I know a herd of chupacabras when I see it.
Okay, don't believe me. But I know a herd of chupacabras when I see it.
MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.
Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.
I SWEARS I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE KITTEH IS...
IT WAS A POP-UP, I SWEAR!
so, in exchange for eating dry kibble all week, i get hotdogs on sundog? yeah, rite, that's what you promised me last week!