They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?
lemme return teh favor!
have u tried rollin' round in it?
do u rly beweve in alienz?
Okay, don't believe me. But I know a herd of chupacabras when I see it.
i dunno if iz believez ur stori...
MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.
Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.
he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.
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