EvRy1 lies in profile pic
uh oh! dis guy habs an attitood!
When the Obedience School Teacher asked who had peed on the floor Washington could not tell a lie.
he nawt lying, unlike sum1 else ai noes!
He lied! Dis NAWT whipped creem!!!
ai gawtz da reel stuff!
uh, ai kan 'splain, see, ai been doin a LOT ob babysitting dis summer, yeah, dat'z it.
Ohai... yoo smellz like... bacon... Wait a minute.... didn't yoo say we wuz out?
i like big mutts and i can not lie
Teh Kittehs said ther was cheeseburger on meh nose... ... i Got lied to Didnt i.
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