EvRy1 lies in profile pic

uh oh! dis guy habs an attitood!

When the Obedience School Teacher asked who had peed on the floor Washington could not tell a lie.

he nawt lying, unlike sum1 else ai noes!

He lied! Dis NAWT whipped creem!!!

ai gawtz da reel stuff!

uh, ai kan 'splain, see, ai been doin a LOT ob babysitting dis summer, yeah, dat'z it.

Ohai... yoo smellz like... bacon... Wait a minute.... didn't yoo say we wuz out?

i like big mutts and i can not lie

Teh Kittehs said ther was cheeseburger on meh nose... ... i Got lied to Didnt i.