Mom gave me a baff ten minutes ago. Is this, like, a world record or sumfin?
i fink u need 2 werk a widdle harder.
You may as well surrender the window seat, kid. I can do this all day.
sry ai kant control mai napz.
ai hab lots ob exsperens faitin bad guyz in bideogamez!
Omg omg, dude i just swollowed a fly, wait what happend to the old lady that swollowed that fly again?!?!
Umm i think she died...
wat did teh bug look liek?
Breaking News - Dog is dignosed with rainbow butt.
urg i h8t rainbo butt, itsa sryus problm...
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