D'awww that looks like one happy puppy!

I thinkz iz time fer new doggie-door.

hmm meybe dat door iz not fur u?

It was the cat. I tried to stop him but it was too late.

it iz alwayz teh kitteh...

Mom gave me a baff ten minutes ago. Is this, like, a world record or sumfin?

i fink u need 2 werk a widdle harder.

OH NOEZ... DAYR HOME!! ACT NATUWAL...

meybe u liek bafftime 2 much...

Nap attacks can happen anywhere! Anytime!

Me dunno wat it is, but i wan it, without me gittin wett.

i fink gittin wet iz unavoidabibil.