Basement Dog Knows Where You Hid The Biscuits

he awlso noez wut iz gud 4 u!

Do you know...the Muffin Man?

ai haz his address rite heer...

I know it's here somewhere...

i got hottness... and u knows it

Hey Lassie, where's Timmy? Don't know, don't care. Word.

Psst... dude, don't you know anything about "bases"?

Doan luk at meh! How shud ai noz?