Get a Job they said. Free pizza they said...
meybe u need 2 luk 4 a betr job, leik dis 1.
The main job of a dachshund owner? Restoring the ears to factory settings.
did u sey dachshund?
I eat TPS reports for breakfast
ai taek mai job verry srsly!
It's a ruff job But somebody has to hold the couch together
ai hab been doin' dis job 4 a long tiem...
IM READY FOR MY PROMOTION
some ob us r nawt reddy for rezponsibilities.
corgi c. corgster ATTORNEY AT LAW
mai last job was nawt so gud 4 meh...
Fred learnd important lesson today: window washr not da best job for short goggiez!
ai habs anudder job 4 u!