corgi c. corgster ATTORNEY AT LAW

mai last job was nawt so gud 4 meh...

Fred learnd important lesson today: window washr not da best job for short goggiez!

ai habs anudder job 4 u!

Mike fills in for the travelling gnome

gotta go 2 wurk, gotta go 2 wurk, gotta go 2 wurk, gotta hab a jobz!

I don't always hump strangers But, when I do, I make sure it's your boses wife

ur boss iz mad at yew, aifinkso!

I seez ur qualifcashuns But Iz no impressed by ur resimay

resimay prolly from a cat, anywayz.

IZNT THIS THE CATS JOB???