hmm idk u seem kinda suspishus...
do u rly beweve in alienz?
Okay, don't believe me. But I know a herd of chupacabras when I see it.
i dunno if iz believez ur stori...
Look, fella, you can glare at me all you want! The cat did it, not me!
eben if it wuz meh, ai wud still blame da cat!
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