Have a good day at work. I'll just be here, all by me lonesome... Sleeping, eating, watching TV. Try not to worry. I'll struggle thru somehow.
kan u trai 2 hold teh couch 2gether plz?
i haz a tired.
me 2! 2day waz a big day!
I just wanted a cuddle.
Mah frendz coem to vizit meh!
screw the cheezburgers i gots a pizza!
screw pizza.. i gots stayk!
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