hey wat r u doin in der???

He "nose" you has a hot dog.

teh noze knowz!

Hot Dog Sundae

dey told meh ai cud be anyfing...

Hoomin buyed a noo hawt dog cooker. It's so... beautiful...

u kno wat dis means? tiem 2 parteh!

I heard what you said about the horrible nutritional value of hot dogs... and I just want you to know that I'll be happy to take them off your hands.

heer u go wittle buddeh!

fresh hot dogs they are well done

u needs a holdur 4 awl doz hawt dawgs!