i'll open this 4 u, dunt wuri.
ohh@! littul baybee kitteh, i fink ai noez wut dis iz!
Am redi to helps wif turkee dai dishuz.
Happee Fanksgibin' Ebbryone!
Dont feel bad, Fred, it'z a cat fing... goggie sjust nawt bilt for klimbin treez.
how can ai ebur fank u 4 meakin' me feel betturz?