Tickle monster Gotted meh

monster iz mai naem, ticklin' iz mai gaem!

Happy Chinese Crested Week ebbrybuddy! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

c'mon man! lemme play!

Dis happy goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!

Iz re-charging wif solar energy.

uhm, skyooz u mistur! u is in mai wai!

Didn't know kitteh could hold onto teh ceiling wif hers clawz, totally up- side downs, wif hers tail all floofy, spitting and hissing...

oh man! dat wuz hi-lar-ee-ussh!

u nawt needz awl dat stuff from teh shop hoomin, u gotz me!

u nawt needz 2 get nuffin' moar!