Oh cool, you're here. You're never gonna guess what happened!

WAT? Wat happnd??

Guess what I stepped in?

i rly dun want 2 kno.

guess wat i just made!!! guess!! guess!!

hiya! guess wat i did tooday... on 2nd thought, you might not want to know...

ai hab a feelin' ai noes wat u did...

Guess What! Guess What! Guess What! Ai peed on ur shoez.