awww granny i luv u but y u do dis?
ai'm warnin' ya.
Why Grandma, what floppy ears you have.
da betta 2 heer u wif!
"Grandma said I could use it!"
itz only fair aftr dat sweeter granny maed me...
Baxter trembled at the thought of Grandma's homemade gifts.
granma gifts r sily lookin but maed wif lub.
Look. My grandma gave it to me, OK?
ur gramma nawt know whut is fashunable!
I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...