the paparazzi might likes da profile shot.
but dis wun nawt so much?
When I walk by Girls be looking like damn he fly
my liefstyle iz jus sew gud!!
I'm too sexy for my shirt
and my leash
and my tag..
and my owner
u iz wun hawt goggie!
I has many gurfrens.
u shure noez how 2 maek a lady feel nice!
U dig my shexyness!
ai do get lots ob compliments, askshully!
hey goodlooking, wanna go for a ride?
Why hello good looking. Oh wait, that's my tail I'm talking too.
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