That poop was on the floor when I got here
u iz missing 1 of dese, aifinkso!
geez ur so ruude!
Did i ever tell you that you smell like love?
awww i gotz so much luvs 4 u!
u shud prolly nawt trust it, mr. goggie...
Ai haz teh debilmaykare nawtakareintehwurld fulluvzim ebbrefingisritewiftehwurld happies!
(I have the devil-may-care, not-a-care-in-the-world, full-of-zim, everything-is-right-with-the-world happies!)
lyf iz 2 short 2 nawt b happies!
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