hmm... may hab to re-fink dat hole vacashun on de beech-fing.
u shud talk 2 trabel agent pug!
Bred to be the best baby sitter than money can buy, Rex was still caught sleeping on the job.
aww u luk so peesful!
UR NOT MY SQUEAK TOY?
oopz mai bad.
What the hell do you guys keep staring at?
meybe dey r havin a starin contest?
Remembur parking in frunt ov a hydrant will get yur car towed. Cause when I've got tu go, I've got tu go!
polees goggie iz serius buzinus.
Shoulder-mounted drool launcher.
goggies gotta go thru training 2.
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