dis face is becuse you fed mei dat new kibble
next tiem, gimme da gud stuff!
"I dance because I'm hungry, and I'm hungry because I dance..."
I heard what you said about the horrible nutritional value of hot dogs... and I just want you to know that I'll be happy to take them off your hands.
heer u go wittle buddeh!
Dere's a bunch o weird orinch bones in da gardin Dunt worry, tho. I dug em all up for ya. Yer welcom.
karrots r triky sneeky tings.
You know you share your life with a dog when... You have way more fun planning their birthday party than your own.
ai habs invited sum frands 2 ur birfdai partay!
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