At my age, only three things can make me go running. When someone yells "Fire!", "Free food!" or "The free food is on fire!".
DUNT JUGE MEH!
The family that eats together, well... fills the house together.
awww der nawt fat jus fluffy!
and then he said i was fat!!
meybe he wuz tellin u teh painful troof...
All I said was, "yes, that cat bed makes you look fat..."
sumtimez honestee iz not teh best policee.
duz this tail make mah butt look fat?