A perfect sister Iz am not, but thankful for the one Iz got.

ai hab a bery speshul seester...

I shall call him Mini-Me.

der is sumtin wrong wif dis mini-me...

Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?

wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!

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u had bettur bai a lot!

Why, yes, we are a blended family.

luv is blind!

dat was completely unprovoked!

ai will get u nekst tiem!