Before you go inside....I can explain.
u def got sum splainin to do!
I still have to figure how I'm going to explain this to Duke....
So lemme git dis strayt, u put me throo dis cuz yoo tink I smell funneh?
uh, ai kan 'splain, see, ai been doin a LOT ob babysitting dis summer, yeah, dat'z it.
Fubzy ting? Wee deaded it. U wellcoms.
I bow tu yur soopereority... but mowstly I bow cuz yew has hotdog an I wannit.
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