I iz plum tukurd owt. Hoomin frew a stik 10 MILEZ and I brot it bak. Duz dat sownd far feched tu yu?
oh man! aiz sooo exhausted!
Some days, making it to the breakfast table is achievement enough.
ai exhausted dis mornin'! not ebin hungries...
Too much turkey. Too much dressing. Too much pumpkin pie. Too many relatives. Too many kids. A guy can only handle so much.
wut a bizzy dai! so sweepy!
It was a tough job being the center of attention... but someone had to do it
dis is jus liek habing a job!
the belly ob teh best Ai sleepz in it
ai needz it aftur all mai hard werk!
I hate Mondays
Friday will b here soon enuf!
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