um wat r u talkin bout?

me no likey push ups!

try sumfing else den!

UP! DOWN! And that concludes our exercise lesson today

aiz gunna b a persunal trayner soon!

training your hooman... easier than you think

ur awlmost dere! keeps it up!

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

ai will habs 2 try owt ur new stretching rootine aftur mai werkowt!

New Yoga Stance: The Pizza Slice

one dai, ai will b a mastur yogi!

as it turns out, kittehs are lousy personal trainers

so r some pugs, akshully!