but dumbo iz a gud fwend ob mine.
Breaking News: A new species has been discovered - the elepug.
hez so cyoot!
neva hurd ob dis kinda goggie b4...
I iz an elefunt elefunts dont need baths!
ur still gunna habs 2 taek a baff!
Don't worry, I'm from the internet.
dat inturrwebz iz a krayzee playce!
DIS BTTR NAWT END UP ON BOOBTUBE, FASBORK, SNEEZBURGER, OR ENE OB DEM UDDER STOOPY SITES! YOO BIN WARNDID!
it's awreddy dere, little guy!
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