Dey always sayin "Look at those ears!" Iz der somethin' rong wif meh?

don wurry teh eers r teh cyootest part!

Bob demonstrates safe running as he signals for a left turn.

how mny cheezburgerz duz it taek?

1, 5, 8, 14, 9, ready or not, here I come!

yay! i luv playin dis gaem!

Hey! Who turnded off da sun?

i h8t it wen dat happnz!

Go to sleep: kittah said... I'll fix your ears: kittah said... Note to self: NEVER trust kittah...

neber trust teh kitteh, bettr 2 just hyde.

No, Iz never hurd "earz hang lo" song. Never. Really.

earz taek a lot ob maintnence.

The main job of a dachshund owner? Restoring the ears to factory settings.

did u sey dachshund?