Have a good day at work. I'll just be here, all by me lonesome... Sleeping, eating, watching TV. Try not to worry. I'll struggle thru somehow.
kan u trai 2 hold teh couch 2gether plz?
Dunt gib intu teh blahs. Wut abowt chain' a ball or fetchin' a stik? Did yu ebem try dat?
hay, y iz u sad n-e-wayz?!
Doan worri Ai nawt hurt him- Ai his massage purrapist!
spa dais r mai faborite dais!
Don't worry, I'm from the internet.
dat inturrwebz iz a krayzee playce!
Why you make goggie cry?
he made goggie cry becuz he not know modus pwnens!