Have a good day at work. I'll just be here, all by me lonesome... Sleeping, eating, watching TV. Try not to worry. I'll struggle thru somehow.

kan u trai 2 hold teh couch 2gether plz?

Dunt gib intu teh blahs. Wut abowt chain' a ball or fetchin' a stik? Did yu ebem try dat?

hay, y iz u sad n-e-wayz?!

Doan worri Ai nawt hurt him- Ai his massage purrapist!

spa dais r mai faborite dais!

Don't worry, I'm from the internet.

dat inturrwebz iz a krayzee playce!

Why you make goggie cry?

he made goggie cry becuz he not know modus pwnens!