meybe u need some medicine 2?

Bones! Aliens have turned me into a dog! You gotta help me!

Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian!

u gotta b kareful wiff teh transporter!

The doctor said to call him when my labs were back. Now what?

he habs a gud dogtur...

Chiropractor kitteh adjusts lumbar vertebrae

mai doktur said he wuz da best in town.

i iz taking new meds one of teh symtomz iz dry tonguez

hoap it doez nawt stick arownd 4 long!