Why yes, ai habz been gibbing maiself a mud facialz.
wait, wat do u meen bafftaim nao?
WHEN EVEN THE DOG IS EMBARRASSED TO BE SEEN RIDING NEXT TO YOU, IT MAY BE TIME TO CLEAN THE CAR.
itsa drrty job but sum1z gotta do it!
Mom gave me a baff ten minutes ago. Is this, like, a world record or sumfin?
i fink u need 2 werk a widdle harder.
IT WAS A POP-UP, I SWEAR!
ur in trubl nao mister! tiem out 4 u!
Jar is dirty. I'll fix it!
ai lubs peanut butter, 2!!
How about my butt? Can my butt go inside?
ai tried 2 deny it a furst...
But... But... But I rolld in that juss fur yu!
it nawt smelld purty 2 you?
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