Mom gave me a baff ten minutes ago. Is this, like, a world record or sumfin?
i fink u need 2 werk a widdle harder.
IT WAS A POP-UP, I SWEAR!
ur in trubl nao mister! tiem out 4 u!
Jar is dirty. I'll fix it!
ai lubs peanut butter, 2!!
How about my butt? Can my butt go inside?
ai tried 2 deny it a furst...
But... But... But I rolld in that juss fur yu!
it nawt smelld purty 2 you?
Last time I played outside, the humans sent me to the dog house for tracking dirt all over the kitchen. This time, I'm takon' a bath before I go home! My humans are gonna be so proud of me!
last tiem ai wuz on a misshun!
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