meyb try eatin moar fruitz?

u kan brib meh 2 furget, letz maek a deel.

It's not low-fat if you eat three times as much.

meybe we need 2 taek moar drastik mesurez...

SHUT UP! I AM ON MY DIET.

meybe cheezburger diet isn da best diet?

I'm on a diet...

itz not as bad as my cuzzin maeks it owt to b!

I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?

tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!

James Blonde Double Oh No in Diet Another Day