meyb try eatin moar fruitz?
u kan brib meh 2 furget, letz maek a deel.
It's not low-fat if you eat three times as much.
meybe we need 2 taek moar drastik mesurez...
SHUT UP! I AM ON MY DIET.
meybe cheezburger diet isn da best diet?
I'm on a diet...
itz not as bad as my cuzzin maeks it owt to b!
I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?
tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!
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