Aliens?

do u rly beweve in alienz?

Okay, don't believe me. But I know a herd of chupacabras when I see it.

i dunno if iz believez ur stori...

It was the cat. I tried to stop him but it was too late.

it iz alwayz teh kitteh...

What?! You said, "Make yourself at home!" So, all's Iz sayin is, it's your fault!

pillowz r fun 2 splode!

I know this looks bad, but we got a perfectly good explanation for it... it was the cat.

kittehs r always gud exkuse.

I Don't See The Problem

I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER EVER EVER EVER COMING HOME EVER SO I PANICKED