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THIS CHAIR: is clearly the only one in this household.

itz gud to practise sharing!

My pillow has heat; vibrating massage; and occasionally, accupuncture.

it goz bof wayz tho.

Ah yes... They will never smell my fart here!

at leest u r bein considerit n tryin to hidez dem.

Dis one's neked. Fetch'm a sweater.

den 1 day he can grow up 2 b in dis competishun.

You moron! It's "i has a hotdog" not " i am a hotdog".

"it's too easy to confuse the two...

U no can haz this little hotdog. He stil pink which means he's not done cookin' yet.