Pssst... "the cat sleeps in the doghouse" is the code to get into the club tonight.. don't tell Mr. Wiskers if you want to get all the free drinks...
now back to pretending we don't know each other!
Party ova here
bust ouwt yer bestest moovs!
Moves? Ai gots dem!
ai jus hab 2 let my dancing feet do wut dey do best!
The Mac Dad will make you Jump! Jump! The Daddy Mac will make you Jump! Jump!
u noe how we iz!
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