I want to chew my bone but I have to wear a cone. My daddy is so nice he put it in a vise!
da cone of shame nawt so bad 4 u!
dis is ur fault u put me in teh cone
nawt a gud luk...mebbeh u wear teh cone liek dis next tiem...
I heard a chip fall next door, brb
DE CONE OB SHAME AND UNNERWEARS?? OH, DEH SHAME OB IT ALL. . .
IF I HAZ RADR DISH ON MY HEAD DUZ T.V. COM OUT OF MY BELLY
Oh yeah! That may be the best lookin' blender of frozen Margaritas I've ever seen. Okay, let's get this rim salted & you can pour that delicious concoction of Mexican merriment right on in, baby!
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