wud sum aiskweem help???
Dont feel bad, Fred, it'z a cat fing... goggie sjust nawt bilt for klimbin treez.
how can ai ebur fank u 4 meakin' me feel betturz?
dere dere. no wut will mayk u feel beddur?
ai noes a great place!
Why you make goggie cry?
he made goggie cry becuz he not know modus pwnens!
Don't fear, hoomin!! Ai has killified teh papur monster for yoo! Baffroom iz safe naow No needz to fank meh
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