u kant hab 2 much coffee!

gettin owt ob bed is so tuff.

Monday morning before coffee.

dunt tell meh we ran owt!

I think I need another cup of coffee. I'm still draggin' a little bit. Just can't seem to get movin' today.

aim useles wiffout mai kofee.

WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED AGAIN I SEE!

SHUT UP, AND GET ME SOME COFFEE!

sry wer all outta koffee.

What do you mean there's no coffee??

ai kud yoos a pupocinno!

You need coffee. You just left the baby in my crate.

dis callz 4 a latte emergency!