um u kan keep teh bad presents tho...
ai luv openin mai presuntz!
yay for Krimmas!!!
lets open presents later we seep now
we stayed up awl nite long!
I want a squeeky toy an' a goggie bed an' a chew toy an'... an'... a whooole pile of milk bones!
ai will b waytin' 4 u tonite sandy paws!!
Dis area had bettur be full come teh 25th
Krimmas came earlee 4 meh dis year!
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