What? Cheezburger.com was down. This was the only way I could stay entertained.

itz so hard 2 b gud wen aim bored...

Were going to have to inspect that cheezburger your eating.

dis seemz 2 b a bery populr job 4 goggiez.

hoverdogs to base, we have located cheezburger.

see teh hobergoggiez in akshun!

When i said, "make me a cheezburger." i didn't mean it literally!

o did u want me 2 maek u a hotdog?

Okay, cat. This is yer third n last wish. Make it count! An don't just keep sayin "cheezburgerz", cuz I heard dat one twice alreddy!

wow! kan i hab a fairy dog momma 2?