So, den Ai runs after teh kitteh an he runners up teh tree to escape me?? Well, ai'd like to see him try an escaper meh naow!

HALP! AHBOMINUHBL SNOHMAN GONNA GETS MEH!

Scooter's parents decided to give him an early start on his mailman chasing lessons.

Wate! Wate! I haz nawt finishd liiking yu!