I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts cuz I'm a puggle.
sry nawt errybudy kan be a wizurd...
You may as well surrender the window seat, kid. I can do this all day.
sry ai kant control mai napz.
What? Don't tell me I'm too big to sleep with a teddy.
itz alwatz gud 2 hab a tedy!
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GO AHEAD IM LISTENING.
goggiez rly kare bout ur feelz.
The True Anatomy of a Dog.
dis waz kreated bai our teem ob goggie sientistz!
ANARCHY: break the rules.
taek dat sosiety!
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