scuze me. i fink thers somefing missing from my ham sammich. and its nawt mustard.

wait how kum u getz a sammich???

You wanted a sandwich... well here's the first part.

u kan hab dis one, ai found a bettr bred anywyaz.

I don't think dis iz a dounut.

and ur b rait!

NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID I WAS AN UPPER CRUST PURE BRED!

duz teh bread of a goggie rly mattr?

I'm a well bread dog, but not a pure bread dog.