What? Cheezburger.com was down. This was the only way I could stay entertained.

itz so hard 2 b gud wen aim bored...

I'm bored. Me too. HOW long you think the mailman can hold on??? Hey!! He's SLIPPING!!! Well, finally!!!

geez aim bord enuff 2 play wif a kitteh...

I'm board. That explains the plank look on my face.

wat stage ob boredum r u in?

sigh I'm so bored, I'd play with a cat. Nah, not really.

u shud jus relax an taek it e-z, aifinkso!

Iz not fallin asleep I is listening to your enchanting tale

plz, ai needs u 2 be a beddur story tellur!

Your words are irrelevant to me.

u shud juss give ups, k?

Horsy rides, horsy rides! Datz all teh liddel guy eber wantz tu do.