Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! So ye 'n ye sea goggie monster better celebrate together! Enjoy yer pillaging!

Aarg, Matey! We shall find da booty.

b kareful whoz booty u steel!

And you thought YOUR monday was bad.

mondays are not fun at awl!

Yarr... I just be wantin' to sniff yer booty...

u don't seem 2 rilly noes wat ur doing...