Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! So ye 'n ye sea goggie monster better celebrate together! Enjoy yer pillaging!
Aarg, Matey! We shall find da booty.
b kareful whoz booty u steel!
And you thought YOUR monday was bad.
mondays are not fun at awl!
Yarr... I just be wantin' to sniff yer booty...
u don't seem 2 rilly noes wat ur doing...