ai had nuffin 2 do wiff it.
yes blam teh kitteh, errytiem!
ai fink its tiem 2 get dat munkey off yer bak!
Did Basement Cat go back to the Basement? He scared to crap out of me. Sorry about the floor behind me.
dun be scurred, ceiling dog will sabe u!
KEEP CALM: and blame it on the cat.
seemz liek teh best plan 2 me.
de cat did it
ai seez u took mai advices!
Look, fella, you can glare at me all you want! The cat did it, not me!
eben if it wuz meh, ai wud still blame da cat!
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