Happy Rottweiler week ebbryone! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

IZ NOT BRIFDAY CAK IZ DOG

no wittle goggie, 2dai is ur berfdai!

AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO...

don't cry! u noe why u gets da partay, rite...?

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan

Happy 77th Birthday, Carl Sagan! Awl ob teh goggies and da hoomans miss u on da pale bloo dot!

u noes wut da best part abowt birfdayz is, rite?