MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.
Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.
he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Let's pretend that my belly is a magic lantern. Just rub it . . . that's my first wish.
ai am loozing payshents!
tummy tiklz pleez you know you want to
aim am nawt gunna b so nice nekst tiem!