I'm practicing my parenting skills. I was so good, I actually got my own puppy!
datz a super cyoot stuffd aminal!
Our hooman is lookin for da misin hotdog. I smells hotdog on u brefs...
bad goggie whatcha gonna do wen dey kum 4 u?
No, Kitteh. You must learn to resist its colorful goodness.
But I want to taste the rainbow!!
der r odder wayz 2 taste teh rainbo.
i don't choose to be this adorable it just comes naturally.
ai has a karisma 2!
I can haz walkies?
YES! yes ob corse u kan!!!
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