Ai must go mai nomz need me!

aim still waitin 4 mai nomz.

Basset Olympics Equestrian Event: Nappy Bareback.

aim a bery powerfl napper.

1, 5, 8, 14, 9, ready or not, here I come!

yay! i luv playin dis gaem!

Why don't you tell us who YOU think did it? We'll tell you if your right.

yeah, we will tells u whut happend!

I Don't Care If You're Drunk. Hide the body.

Basset Hounds: cute on the outside, mobster on the inside

call in da mussul 4 dis operayshun!

Mah teddy reely lubs me. Cuz he neber komplains wen I drool on him.

You know who else tested his friends for absorbency? Invader Zim!

juss as lawng as u don't maek too big ob a mess, rite?