ai kant beweeve dis! aim in shok!!
The bad news: you have ear mites.
The good news: they're done a FABULOUS job redecorating the place.
ai fink u needz a q-tip.
GOOD THING YOU R HOME! SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP IN THE HALLWAY!
ai fink u need 2 pologize!
Omg omg, dude i just swollowed a fly, wait what happend to the old lady that swollowed that fly again?!?!
Umm i think she died...
wat did teh bug look liek?
da gud news....caught de trespasser da bad news...tasted like meter reader
welp, we noez whut 2 expeckt frum u frum now ons!
Batman's Emotional Range
Meet the 12 Gods of the Internet
How Many Peeps Can A .50 Cal Go Through?
You've Been Undressing Wrong This Whole Time. Let This Pasty, ...
This is What Movie Posters Would Look Like if Their 1-Star ...
Single Topic Blog of the Day: Creepy White Guys on Dating ...
He is all rigth now
Judas Never Really Understood the Concept of Personal Space
Single Topic Blog of the Day: Coloring Book Corruptions Takes ...
The Story of Capitalism
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more